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The All Important Third Date

Caleb stood at the open refrigerator, marveling at the lushness of its bounty.  He’d never seen their refrigerator so resemble a cornucopia.

“Oh, hey, good, you’re home.”  Nolan’s voice called from the loft.

“We win a farmer’s market in the lottery or something?”  Caleb asked, now eyeing the burgeoning fruit bowl on the kitchen island too.

Nolan trotted down the spiral stairs, wrapped only in a long, fluffy, terri cloth towel at his waist, and flashed his brother a frenetic sort of grin.  “Yeah, I wanted to talk to you.”  He said.  “I’m having someone over tonight.”

Caleb grabbed a bottled water from beside an impressive bunch of broccoli rabe and closed the fridge door.  “Oooh.  Having someone over, as in, a date?”

Nolan smiled.  “Yeah.”

“That why you cleaned my bathroom?”  Caleb asked with a smile.  His bathroom was the downstairs one, the one company would use.

“The only reason I’d venture in there, Brother.”  Nolan quipped.  “I didn’t throw anything away, all your products are in the cabinet.”

“Good.”  Caleb said.  “You know I’d seek retribution by sabotaging your wine collection.”

“Duly noted.”  Nolan chuckled.

“So, the same girl?”  Caleb asked, twisting the bottle cap on and taking a swig.  It was ridiculously hot out today.  Even here in the air conditioned townhouse his mouth felt balmy and sticky.  “The Indian one?”

Nolan frowned a little but nodded to confirm.  “Zahra.”  He impressed.  “I’m making dinner.”  His brother looked around the kitchen, a little daunted by the prospect.

Caleb laughed.  “Say no more.  I’ll find some place to be for the evening.”  He hadn’t planned on sticking around anyway; a new club was opening in the city and he thought he might check it out.

“No, actually.”  Nolan swished his pinky in his ear, trying to dislodge an errant drop of water.  “I was hoping you could be here.”  

Caleb paused, the water bottle midway to his lips, his face a question.  “You want me to be here while you have a date?”

Nolan nodded and padded toward the laundry room.  “Yeah, think you can make it?  At least for the dinner?”  He turned, his face all wrapped up in thought.  “Then maybe find somewhere to be after…”

Caleb raised an eyebrow and leaned against the kitchen counter.  “Isn’t tonight your third date?”  He asked leadingly.

“Yes.”  Nolan’s answer was terse.  “And?”

His brother emerged from the laundry room with the ironing board and began setting it up.  Caleb still hadn’t answered.  Nolan stared at him, expectantly.

“What’s that got to do with it?”

“Nolan, don’t play dumb.”  Caleb scoffed.  “I know what a third date means for you straight people.”

Nolan couldn’t help the smile.  “Like I said, maybe find somewhere to go after.”

Caleb rolled his eyes and pulled a face.  “Nole, in what universe is it a turn-on to introduce your gay little brother on the third date?”

Now Nolan looked serious.  “You’re an important part of my life.”  He said simply, and crossed back into the tiny laundry area to fetch the iron.

Caleb watched his brother choose a setting and plug in the device before he figured it out.  “You want to know if she’s a homophobe.”

Nolan met his eyes.  “I’m sure she isn’t.”  He said, but he didn’t sound certain, just hopeful.  “And it’s more than that.  I want her to meet my family.  I want you guys to meet her.”

“On the third, fucking, date, though?!”

Nolan sighed and headed back to the spiral stairs without comment.

“Wait.”  Said Caleb.

“I’m grabbing my shirt and pants.”  Nolan said as he bounded up the stairs and disappeared into his bedroom.

“Family?”  Caleb called with trepidation.  “You didn’t invite Jonah and Velvet too, did you?”

Silence.

“Yeah.”  Came Nolan’s muffled response from somewhere deep in his bedroom.

Caleb smacked his hand to his forehead and tisked.  What was his brother thinking?!

When Nolan reemerged and started down the stairs again he was holding a few different shirts and a couple pairs of pants.  “Help me?”  He asked casually.

They laid the garments out over the sparkling clean kitchen island and looked them over ponderously.

“Not the lavender if Jonah’s gunna be here.”  Caleb vetoed brusquely.  “No sense setting yourself up for comparison.”

Nolan nodded and pulled it off the counter with a grunt of agreement.

Caleb held up the remaining two against his brother’s still bare chest, alternating one then the other under his chin.  Nolan stood patiently, enduring the process with ease and trusting his brother’s magic.

“This one.”  Caleb said, his verdict as clear as if a gavel noise would follow.  “It’ll make your eyes leave Jonah’s in the dust.”  He added.

Nolan gave a short laugh.  “Unfuckinglikely.” He tossed the runner-up onto the first eliminated and they focused on the pants.

“Neither.”  Caleb said firmly.

Nolan frowned. “Those are my best pants.”  He argued.

“Yeah.”  Caleb agreed.  “And completely useless.”  He looked his brother in the eye.  “Jeans.”

An ‘Ahhh’ sort of expression replaced Nolan’s consternation and he smiled.  “You’re the best.”  He threw the light gray striped button down they’d chosen over the back of a bar stool and gathered the rest of the clothing up, eagerly heading back to the stairs.

“Grab a black teeshirt for underneath.”  Caleb advised.

“Yup.”  And Nolan was gone again. 
 
“A tight one!”

He heard Nolan chuckle.

Caleb delivered the selected item to the ironing board but went no further than that.  He wasn’t their mother.
This time when Nolan came back down he had thrown on a plain white tee and a pair of boxers. 

“Ok, picked jeans, a belt, a tee—I’ll need you for shoes, I think.”

“Yeah.”  Caleb agreed.  He would.  “But listen, Nolan, seriously, why are you doing this?”

Nolan pulled out a gourmet recipe book and plopped it on the counter.  “Because you’re my family and my family is important to me.”  He reiterated.

Caleb shook his head.  “Yeah, but we’ll also be here in a week, two weeks, a month, whenever you’ve got this relationship on firm footing and are really ready to do the ‘meet my girlfriend’ thing.”
That’s how it had been in the past.  That system worked well.  

“I would rather know sooner, rather than later.”  Nolan said quietly.

His brother thumbed through the cook book almost idly, no clear agenda at the moment, lost in thought.
Whoa.  “You mean you want to know before you sleep with her whether or not we like her?”

Nolan was quiet.

“Jesus, Nole, that’s a little intense.”

“I’m in love with her.”  He responded simply.  

“Then I’m sure we’ll love her too.”  Caleb soothed.  Nolan always picked great girls.  He couldn’t remember objecting to a single one.

Nolan shook his head marginally.  “I’ve never felt like this, Kay, and I just don’t want to lose my heart if it can’t work out.”

Caleb furrowed his brow.  “If you love each other, why wouldn’t it work out?”

Nolan met his eyes meaningfully.  

“Oh god.”  He said, barely audible.  “You need to know if she meshes because you think she might be it.”

Nolan’s face said it all.

“So I was right, kind of, about the homophobic crack?”

“I’m sure she’ll love you.”  Nolan repeated mulishly.  

“But if not?”

He sighed.  “If not, then, what future can there be?”

Caleb’s eyes widened.  Wow.  He was touched.  Honestly.  Moved.  “Nole.”

Nolan shrugged and decided to open to the table of contents rather than meet his brother’s eye at that moment.  “She’s from a traditional Hindu family.”  He fretted.

Caleb laughed.  “I’ve never heard that Hindus were especially anti-gay.”

“Me neither, but…”  He ran a hand through his still-drying hair absently.  “And the sooner I introduce her to my family the sooner, maybe, she’ll introduce me to hers, and then we’ll really see, won’t we?”

Caleb sank into an island stool and studied his brother’s tense muscles, his barely restrained nervousness, his heart, out there, beating right on his white cotton sleeve.  Boy, did he ever love this girl.  Two dates.  Almost three.  And he’s thinking marriage and forever.

“This is all very Jonah of you.”  Caleb commented wryly.

Nolan met his eyes.  “No shit, huh?”  He said, sounding a bit in awe of it.  “I did not see this coming.”

Caleb was quiet for a moment, thinking.  “More than the thing with me, you need to know if Jones approves.”  He said astutely.

Nolan looked startled and then very guilty.  “I want to know what each of you thinks.”  He argued.  “Jonah isn’t the end-all, be-all.”

Caleb shook his head.  “No, he kind of is.”

Nolan scratched the back of his neck and slapped the cook book closed, deciding to fetch another from the shelf.  “That’s ridiculous.”  He denied.

“Nole, there’s no shame in it.”  Caleb soothed gently.  “He’s important to you.  His opinion is key.”

Nolan shrugged and returned to the kitchen island, brows furrowed, lips turned-down, a storm cloud.  “You’re better at reading people than Jones is.”  He reasoned.

“But you’re the best at it.”  Caleb said with a smile.

“Well my radar is a little foggy with this one because I’ve never wanted someone more in my life.”  He confessed unashamedly.

“Ok, well I’ll be glad to give you my report, but let’s not pretend this doesn’t all hinge on Jonah’s stamp of approval.”

Nolan sighed heavily.  “I wanna see how she is with the kids too.”  He said.

Caleb’s eyes blinked dramatically.  “The kids are coming too?!”

“Yeah.”  Said Nolan, as if that were obvious.

“Does your date know all this yet?”  He asked, incredulous.

“I told her, yes.”  He said evasively.

“And she still agreed to come?”  Caleb asked with a smirk.

“She did.”  Nolan answered blandly.

“Then, brother, I think you’ve already got your answer.”  He said with a playful tone.  “She’s the one.”

“I hope so.”  Nolan said, a shade wistful, a shade worried.

“Tell you this, though:”  Caleb leveled seriously.  “No way in hell you’re getting laid tonight.”

Nolan grimaced. 

“Just saying.”  Caleb shrugged.  “Want me to make the salad?”  He asked with a perky change of mood.

Nolan laughed and very unexpectedly wrapped his arms around his brother affectionately.  “I thought you’d never ask!”






Nerves


“I’m nervous.” 
Jonah Delaney was watching his brother pace the length of the townhouse’s wide open floor plan.  Long strides and a grim expression.  He couldn’t hide the smile playing around his lips.  He hadn’t seen Nolan this nervous since the night of the guy’s junior prom.
“You?”  He asked mildly.  “Nervous?”
Nolan let up in his rhythmic trajectory just long enough to shoot his brother a warning look. 
Jonah held up his hands to imply surrender.  “Ok.  Sorry.  Not helping.”  Jonah conceded, choking a chuckle.
“I don’t think I can do it.”  His younger brother looked miserable and wound too tight.
“You need to relax Nolan.”  Jonah said with concern.  “You’re going to psych yourself out.”
Nolan ran both hands through his hair restlessly and stared blankly at the tv screen where Grey’s video game character was doing some impressive martial arts against his opponent.  It was summer vacation and today Velvet had the girls out at some doll museum and then for some shopping—things Grey had made a show of retching over when they were mentioned over breakfast that morning.  Jonah had grinned at the boy and told him they could have a guy’s day. 
They’d just finished a good swim—Grey liked to race and also to dive, and afterward liked Jonah to throw a ball while he ran in and tried to catch it jumping through the air before splashing gloriously into the water (his mother didn’t like this activity because she was sure her son would slip on the wet cement around the pool and end up hurting himself, so this game was best played when Velvet wasn’t poolside.)—when Jonah got the call from his brother.
Grey hadn’t minded the prospect of seeing his Uncle Nolan at all.  In fact, Jonah was pretty sure the kid idolized him.  Jonah grinned.
“It isn’t funny, asshole.  I didn’t do this to you when you started flipping out about your first time with Velvet!”  Nolan snapped. 
Jonah’s eyes flicked to Grey, but the boy seemed pretty engrossed in an action sequence on the screen.  Then he gave an apologetic look to his brother.  “You’re right.  I’m sorry.”  He said contritely.
Nolan had been steadfast and sympathetic and downright inspirational when Jonah had panicked (mildly) about the prospect of making love to Velvet for the first time.  The pressure to get it right, to be perfect, to surpass all other lovers (Vaughan-fucking-Grey), had shaken Jonah to his bones and he’d been unconvinced that he would be equal to the challenge.  Nolan had come to his aid and given him a regular pep-talk!
“First time what?”  Grey asked casually.
The brothers stared at one another, wide eyed.  Neither spoke for a moment.  Maybe if they ignored him he’d shrug and forget he asked.
The boy completed a round of fast-paced button mashing, his cartoon avatar held up his hands in victory and a series of stats replaced the action.  Grey turned around on the couch and looked at them expectantly.  “First time what?”  He repeated more clearly.
One thing Jonah loved about Grey, though he was careful not to let the boy know just how fond of this he was, was how completely entitled the boy felt when it came to being involved in adult conversations.  Most kids his age would have asked the same question in a needling, underhanded, falsely bright, or cloying manner.  Grey asked it plainly, and very plainly expected to be answered.  Maybe it was the way they’d raised him, or maybe it was simply embedded in his personality, but Grey Delaney didn’t expect to be treated like a child.  He didn’t expect to be given a Disney-softened response, a pat on the head and a ‘run along and play, now’. 
And whenever some unsuspecting soul, be it a teacher or a relative or some service worker, tried to give Grey the standard line of bullshit that adults are wont to feed children?  Grey Delaney let them know their mistake in a big way.  Jonah had had to reprimand the boy accordingly, each time of course, but he was always careful to make it clear to his son that he wasn’t being punished for his curiosity, but for his inappropriate response to being stonewalled.
‘That sort of reaction isn’t going to get you the answers you were looking for—‘  Jonah would often say.
His favorite response so far was one time quite recently when Grey had looked him square in the eye, his arms crossed, his jaw set, and he’d said:  ‘But Dad, that jerk was so full of bullshit he was stinking up the house’, in reference to the headmaster of his private school who had come over for a luncheon Velvet had hosted to celebrate the end of the school year.  Grey had overheard an innuendo of some kind, bristled, and demanded to know what the joke had meant.  The headmaster had unwisely tried to brush the kid off with some pablum or outright lie (Jonah hadn’t been in the room at the time), and Grey had responded by spraying a healthy stream of air freshener onto the man’s desert, pretending it was whipped cream.
The meager collection of frothy foam created by the up-ended aerosol effect hadn’t fooled anyone, and thankfully the man didn’t hazard a bite before Velvet could remove the overly odiferous dessert plate and smooth his ruffled feathers.
Jonah had, in turn, removed Grey from the party, as he often had to do, to attempt to solicit an apology from the recalcitrant boy.
“He was hitting on Mom! And he tried to bullshit me, like I’m some stupid little kid.”  Grey had sulked, when Jonah tried to explain that adults could make sexual jokes without necessarily meaning that they, themselves wished to perform the acts alluded to. 
Jonah had sighed, squeezed the kid’s shoulder and returned the frank gaze.  “I know.”  He’d said, startling the boy’s eyes even rounder than they already were.  “Your mother is a beautiful woman Grey; you’re going to have to get used to men paying attention to her.”
Grey had scowled impressively then.  “You should make them stop.”  He’d insisted acidly.
Jonah had been sympathetic, but firm.  “Behaving like a jealous, possessive boor doesn’t accomplish anything.”  He’d explained to his son’s furrowed brow and stony countenance.  “What kind of jerk would I look like if I pounded my chest like a gorilla at every asshole who thought he had a chance with your mother?”
Grey’s expression had slipped, then, and a small smile threatened to destroy his man-of-the-house façade.  Jonah’d winked at him.  He had cursed to show solidarity with the boy, and to let him know he wouldn’t be in trouble for his own use of forbidden vocabulary.  “Now let’s go apologize for using toxic chemicals on the man’s pie and, just this once, because you felt you were defending your mother’s honor, I’ll wave the usual sentence.’
And right now his ten year old face looked serious and engaged and curious in a very grown up way.  “Your uncle has a big date tonight.”  Jonah answered honestly.
Nolan heaved a sigh and set to pacing again while Grey made a skeptical face.  “Why are you so nervous for a date?”  The boy asked disdainfully.  “You go on dates all the time.”  He had a keen nose for bullshit.  Jonah grinned at him and adjusted his glasses. 
“This is a special lady and a special date.”  He explained promptly.
Nolan glared at his brother, but what could Jonah do but shrug?  Lying and euphemizing only made Grey more determined to get answers.  Responding as honestly as possible and as promptly as possible seemed to make things go much more smoothly around Grey.
Grey narrowed his pale green eyes suspiciously and turned back to his game.  He began another round of combat, but Jonah could tell his ears were perked and he was not going to zone out again.  He was listening now.  God, damn, but Jonah loved the kid.
“Look.”  He said as his bother paced into the kitchen area to get further away from his nephew’s all too alert ears.  “I can’t remember you having any problems in this arena before.”
This didn’t comfort Nolan.  “There’s never been pressure like this before!”  He insisted, nearly in a panic.
Jonah’s eyes flicked to the kitchen clock.  “Just ticked past noon.  How about a little drink to calm you down?”  He suggested gently.
“What, you want me to be completely impotent?!”
Jonah laughed.  “One drink won’t render you useless.”
“If I start now I might not stop.”  Nolan moaned miserably, and hopped up onto the kitchen counter.  He leaned his head back against the cabinet and stared pleadingly up at the soaring ceiling of the townhouse.
Jonah pondered for a minute.  “Well, this may be a little weird for you, coming from me, but Velvet tells me that all of your previous girlfriends have been more than satisfied with your…abilities.”
Nolan’s head tilted down very slowly until he met Jonah’s eyes.  “That is weird for me, yes.” He relayed in a slow deadpan.
Jonah chuckled.  “It was meant to bolster your confidence.”  He smiled broadly.
“Velvet knows these things?”  He asked incredulously.
“Ladies talk.”  Jonah shrugged.
“And then she told you?”  He marveled, his voice climbing in pitch.  “She told my brother that I’m—apparently—a satisfying lover?!”  He sounded mortified.
Jonah cleared his throat.  “Actually, I got the impression that your partners were far more than satisfied.”  He said with a wicked grin, and watched his brother wash over red and blotchy with embarrassment.
“Well shit.”  He said, almost glumly.
Jonah raised his eyebrows.  “I’d imagine it’s better than the alternative, isn’t it?”  He asked.
Nolan rolled his eyes. 
The ‘pause’ sound effect rang from the TV and Jonah heard Grey climb off the couch and walk toward them in the kitchen.  The brothers watched him make a bee-line for the drawer Nolan and Caleb kept stocked with cookies and chips and assorted junkfood. 
“Just one.”  Jonah reminded in a casual tone.  Lecturing went right under Grey’s skin and made him switch immediately into an obstinate defiant frame of mind.  “I thought we’d grab some pizza downtown for lunch.”  He added.  A subtle bribe for good measure.
Grey cocked his head to the side thoughtfully.  “DeNino’s or Pie in the Sky?” He asked shrewdly.
Jonah knew better than to fall into the trap most people didn’t see coming.  Grey respected a person who knew their mind, and he instantly disliked indecision or deferring.  ‘Oh, whatever you want’ was an invitation for this ten-going-on-eleven year old to make your day misery.
“I prefer the crust at Pie in the Sky.”  Jonah responded dispassionately. 
Grey mulled this over as he rooted around for a particular candy bar.  When at last he’d unearthed one he could tolerate, he slid the drawer closed and nodded shortly.  “P.i.t.S. is ok this time, but next time we have to switch it up.”  He bargained.
Jonah squinted, pretending to weigh this counter offer carefully, then he, too, nodded shortly and agreed.  “That seems reasonable.”  Things went better with Grey if you let him think he had talked you into something.
“I’ll go with you next time.”  Nolan said.  “I think Denino’s has it all over Pits.”  He winked at his nephew.
Grey smiled and grabbed a juice box from the refrigerator.  To the surprise of both brothers, Grey chose not to return to the living room and the paused videogame, but chose, instead, to climb into a tall barstool beside Jonah at the kitchen island.
“So, are you nervous about having sex?”  Grey asked bluntly.
Nolan’s whole face changed so cartoonishly that Jonah couldn’t help laughing.  His brother mouthed silently a few times, and blinked a lot.  Grey jammed the little plastic straw into his juicebox and had a long sip.  He watched his uncle without mercy. 
“I’m.”  Nolan struggled.  He sent some ‘help me’ glares at Jonah, but Jonah only smiled and leaned more comfortably back on the stool.  He was enormously relieved it was his brother, and not himself, that was caught in Grey’s unflinching, pale-green scrutiny this time.  “I…am…having some…anxiety about it, yes.”  Nolan finally managed to say, sounding for all the world as though he were making his way through a linguistic mine field.
Grey frowned.  “But you said it was supposed to feel really good.”
Nolan closed his eyes, and though Jonah knew his brother wasn’t religious, it sure looked like he was praying.  Jonah himself was turning beet red from suppressed laughter.   Nolan had said that.  They’d given Grey the birds and the bees talk together.  Velvet had wanted no part in it and begged Jonah to do it.  Jonah had enlisted his brother’s help because he was afraid he’d screw it up if left to his own devices.  He had a tendency to get flowery and longwinded.  Nolan had helped keep the discussion grounded, on-track, and candid.
Now (and not for the first time) it was biting them in the ass, all their open frankness with the boy.
“It is.”  Nolan responded after a moment.  “It does.” He frowned.  “I mean, it should.”
Grey struggled with the candy wrapper, and though Jonah held out his hand in an offer to help, Grey pointedly ignored it and attacked the plastic with his teeth instead.  Jonah smiled despite himself.  “Don’t let your mother see you doing that.”  He reminded with a laugh.
Grey flashed a smile as the plastic ripped and he was able to free the candy.  Then he fixed his uncle with a serious expression.  “Then why are you afraid?”  He demanded.  “You should be glad about it.”
“The boy makes a fair point.”  Jonah said with all the seriousness he could muster.
Nolan glared at him.  “I’m very glad.”  He said patiently.  “But this is my first time with this particular person, and I—“  His stormy gray-blue eyes searched the air infront of him for the right words.  “I guess I just want everything to be perfect.”  He finished almost vulnerably.
Jonah softened.  “Nolan.”  He said quietly.  “Don’t over think it.” He advised, his voice gentle.  “Trust your instincts with this girl—they’ve served you beautifully so far.”
Nolan placed his palms on the counter on either side of him and leaned heavily upon them.  He stared at the kitchen island, concern painted all over his face.  “Jonah if she’s the one and I mess this part up—“  He couldn’t even bring himself to follow the sentence through to conclusion.
“You should give her oral sex.”  Grey interjected sagely, a mouth half-full of chocolate bar.
Jonah’s first instinct was to burst out in delighted laughter.  Having Grey around had never proven boring, and his entertainment value only seemed to increase as he grew.  He just hoped the boy wasn’t teaching all the other kids at school what he’d learned from his afternoon of sex ed with the Delaney brothers.  Because they had certainly covered more ground than your average, run of the mill ‘when a man and a woman love eachother very much’ speech.
And, judging by the latest comment out of his mouth, the boy had retained a good deal of the lesson.
He held his breath and only just barely managed not to laugh.  He didn’t want to undermine Grey’s newly acquired knowledge and nascent exploration with the terminology and the concepts.
Jonah sometimes wondered what had possessed them to answer every single one of the boy’s questions that fateful afternoon a few months back.  Maybe it was their commitment to the oath they’d made to be completely honest and one-hundred-percent open in the discussion(after all, Grey had that spectacular ingrained bullshit meter!).  Perhaps it stemmed from a desire to give the boy a healthy and positive view of sex and sexuality.  At least some of it probably sprang out of this bet-I-can-last-longer-than-you competitive streak they’d had since they were boys; each new question Grey would ask of them,  the brothers would meet eyes and silently dare the other to back down from answering.  Neither had been willing to back down first, and thus, they’d talked and explained and clarified with the boy until he’d exhausted every question and avenue known to him.  He’d seemed fascinated that there was so much more to the ‘Daddy fertilizes an egg in Mommy’s tummy’ explanation that he’d been given a few years before when the family was preparing to welcome Viola into the world, and the even more simplistic explanation Velvet had cooked up when Grey was a kindergartener and they were expecting the twins.
“Thank you Grey.”  Nolan said dryly.  “I had planned on it.”
Grey nodded approvingly and sipped his juicebox, completely unaware that his contribution to the conversation was anything other than ‘one-of-the-guys’.  Jonah grinned broadly at his brother.  Nolan did not respond in kind.
“Definitely do the oral.”  Jonah affirmed with a smirk.  “But beyond that, don’t get all wrapped up in your head about it.”  He implored.  “You said the kissing has been phenomenal.”
Nolan nodded.  Grey made a face that suggested he found kissing to be a less than appetizing activity.  Jonah felt his gut tense with unexpressed laughter.  Oral sex was fine, recommended even, but kissing a girl was on the gross side.  He was practically crying with suppressed mirth. 
“If she’s the one, Nolan, you won’t be able to mess it up.”  He reasoned when he was able to trust his voice.
Nolan widened his eyes and shook his head pityingly.  “Jonah, I can think of about a hundred different scenarios in which this night ends in disaster.”
“Turn off your brain, idiot, and follow the cues she gives you.”  Jonah said firmly.  “You know all this.  What’s this really about?”
Nolan fell silent and once again studied the surface of the kitchen island with great interest.  Hm. 
“Does your penis like her?”
Fuck.  Jonah and Nolan both burst out laughing, unable to help themselves, and then had to work very hard to soothe Grey’s bruised ego.  Nolan helped by teaching the boy some acceptable colloquialisms—explaining that it wasn’t what Grey’d said that was funny, just how he’d phrased it.
Jonah had had to excuse himself for a moment before he was able to get a grip.  When he returned Nolan was handing him a second juice box and telling him that yes, he was very attracted to her and, yes, his body responded just fine, and that wouldn’t be a problem at all, but praised him for his shrewd detective work on the matter.
Jonah cleared his throat.  “Ok, so if it’s not physiological—“  he began with a twinkle in his eye, “then it’s all psychological.”  He stared his brother down.  “What is it?”  He implored earnestly.  “What’s got you so wound up?”
Nolan pressed his fingertips into the island top and met Jonah’s eyes over Grey’s head.  “I love her.”  He said simply.
Jonah pushed his glasses up a fraction and searched his brother’s eyes.  “You said yourself you’ve loved other women.”  He reminded him gently.
Nolan pursed his lips.  “But not first.  Not until after.  Later.  Usually much later than this stage of the game.”  He looked grim and glum.
“Well.”  Said Jonah, his voice kind, “It makes the whole experience infinitely more powerful this way.”
Again Nolan ran an impatient hand through his already wild hair.  “I don’t know.”  He muttered.
The Delaney boys fell quiet, save for the hollow, wet sound of Grey draining his second juicebox. 
“Maybe I should wait.”  Nolan said weakly.  “Take more time.” It hung there limply for a moment, sad and desperate.
“What if she wants to do it, though?”  Grey challenged.
“Well said, Grey.”  Jonah affirmed without condescension.  “It isn’t exactly all your decision here, Nolan.”  He smiled.  “The lady may be looking forward to this evening.”
“If it’s as fun as you say it is.”  Grey ventured, peering at his dad and uncle as if it might all be some elaborate practical joke they were playing on him that they’d just yet to reveal.  Like they’d made up this wild concept of sex just to mess with him. 
Jonah watched his brother drum his fingertips on the countertop with a frenetic energy that manifested from indecision and conflict.
“Can I have a word with your Dad privately Grey?”  Nolan asked.
Grey frowned fiercely.  Jonah wasn’t sure what he should do.  It was healthy for Grey to hear all this, good for him to see his uncle work through this issue.  But it was also Nolan’s private life and not simply a teachable moment for a ten year old.
 “It’s not about sex, it’s about love.”  Nolan elaborated.
Grey rolled his eyes mightily at this pronouncement and made a disgusted little sound as he hopped off the barstool and headed to throw his wrapper and empty cardboard juice boxes in the trash.  “He’s the expert.”  The boy muttered sourly, and headed back to the video game.
Jonah followed him with his eyes, bemused.  What the hell had he meant by that?  It certainly hadn’t sounded charitable.
When the grunts and cartoon punch sounds had resumed Nolan gestured toward the back patio.
Jonah followed, allowing his brother this added privacy, but positioning himself at the windowed door so he could quickly look to see what Grey was up to if necessary.  The boy was ten, so he wasn’t concerned about accidental harm; he was more concerned about intentional mischief.  Grey’s nature was, by default, that of a troublemaker.
“I think I want to tell her.” Nolan said without preamble.
Jonah’s eyebrows rose almost to his scalp.  “Really.”
His brother set to pacing—new location, same nervous habit.  “I know.  Stupid thing to do.  Three dates?  Stupid.”  He lashed himself disapprovingly.  “But I think that’s how it’s got to be.  With her.  With Zahra.”  He sighed heavily and sank unexpectedly to slump in an Adirondack deck chair.
“You’re afraid she doesn’t feel the same?”  Jonah asked softly.
Nolan nodded.  “I’m almost one hundred percent sure that this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with, and I really believe that she’ll eventually feel the same, but Jones, she’s younger, you know?  Maybe she needs a little more time.  To get there.”  He scrubbed his fingers through his hair savagely.  “Three dates?  I just don’t want to move too fast and scare her away.”  He despaired.
“So maybe don’t tell her with words.  Perhaps you should let your actions express how you feel.”
Nolan sighed.  “I want us to both feel the same way before we take the next step.”  He said, sounding resolute but powerfully regretful.
“That’s very noble and romantic.”  Jonah said.
“No.”  Nolan argued.  “It’s idiotic and it’ll probably cost me the most amazing woman that’s ever come into my life.”
Jonah chuckled.  “Well, since sex seems to be one of your leading talents—“  He smiled.  “—you may be doing yourself a disservice here…”
“Shut up.”  His brother groused.
“Is she expecting it?  Tonight?  Do you think?”  Jonah asked in a placating gone.
“Honestly?”  Nolan asked.  He looked for Jonah’s nod to go ahead.  “I think she’s wanted it since the afternoon we met, Jones.”  He blew air out through his lips and closed his eyes.  “God knows I have.  It’s all I can think about.  Her face, her body, her hair, her eyes.  The smell of her.  That voice that makes me hum.”  When his eyes re-opened they were blazing with intensity.  “I’m the biggest idiot in the world, aren’t I?”
Jonah tilted his head to the side and pursed his lips.  He tried never to answer rhetorical questions of that nature.
Nolan nodded.  “I’m a fucking moron.”  He concluded.  “I’m going to do what you said.”
Jonah stood a little straighter, always wary of people taking his advice out of context. 
“I’m going to get out of my own fucking way.”  His brother rose to his feet, a newfound determination fueling a sudden energy.  “I’m going to lay my heart out there on the table in every way I possibly can, besides words, and see how she responds.”  His eyes were focused on some future developments Jonah couldn’t see. “I’ll know.  I’ll be able to tell.”
Jonah frowned.  “This sounds a bit like a trap.”  He cautioned.  “Don’t set yourself up with too many expectations—“
“How d’you think Velvet would feel about having us over for dinner tonight?”  Nolan asked suddenly.
Jonah’s eyes went large.  “You want your third date to be a double date?  At a house full of kids?”  He queried, wondering if his brother had lost his marbles.
Nolan nodded.
“Jesus, Nole, I think you’d better run that by Zahra.”  He said firmly, but not unkindly.  “There’ll be plenty of time for us to get to know her—I’m sure of it.”
Nolan shook his head.  “No.  I need to know—“  He said cryptically.  “Can you call her?  Velvet?  Right now, and ask?  I’ll bring the wine, obviously.  Just ask. Please?”
Nolan didn’t wait for an answer, just pushed past a dumbfounded Jonah, into the house, and bounded for the telephone.  “Better yet—how about I cook here and you all come over—is that too hard with the baby?”
Jonah trailed back into the cool of the townhouse and closed the door against the roasting July noon day sun.  “Nolan.”  Jonah didn’t know what to say.
“I have that portable high chair thing; we should be good, right?  I can turn the sprinkler on for the girls—I’ll probably grill or something—whaddaya say?  Can you make it?  You don’t have other plans, right?  I’ll get Caleb home too.”
His brother was flushed with excitement, his handsome face set with determination.
Jonah sighed.  He looked at Grey, whose game was paused again and who was already staring at him, his face a question mark.  He’d have to pull the boy aside and coach him on what was and was not appropriate to say about sex at the dinner this evening.
“What time would you like us here?”  He fixed his most encouraging smile on his face and hoped to hell his brother knew what he was doing.










First Date; Part Two



Zahra was still kind or reeling from that kiss by the time he was coming around to open the card door for her.  Good thing she hadn’t been wearing socks, because he’d have knocked them right the hell off.  Nolan Delaney knew how to kiss a girl.  Woohoo.
Sure she’d made some minxy little comment about it, something that had made him laugh and place a smaller, follow up kiss on her lips before helping her into the car and closing the door gently after her.  Sure she’d kept up a witty repartee and flirty banter on the long-ish drive up to Cedar Ridge.  They’d laughed and teased and played the take-turns question-y game.  Sure, she’d played it cool.
But in all honesty she was shaking inside.  Her knees were distinctly untrustworthy—they were a rebellious amount of watery at present and she wondered what she would do to recover from falling on her ass at La Buggia Bella 5-star restaurant and winery.
And don’t even get her started on the damn lily. Now who needed to be pinched?  And no matter how she scolded herself for over-reacting to the symbolic combination of red, yellow, and silver—the sight of it, in this man’s open palms, had thrown her for such a loop. 
Because thinking about forever was a stupid ass thing to do on a first date.  And he wasn’t Indian; he had had no idea that he was handing her a color combination that screamed ‘wedding wedding wedding’!  She smiled to herself.  And hadn’t she worn white?  For her white wasn’t first and fore-most a wedding dress (in fact, her mother would have a conniption to see her wearing white outside of a funeral—her mother could be so old fashioned!), but for him?  She wondered if that look that had crossed his face when he’d turned around and seen her garbed in white and silver with an up-do—she wondered if he hadn’t had a breathless vision of the future like she had when he pulled out that damned flower.
Probably not.  The dress may be white, but it certainly didn’t look like a wedding gown.  Probably that expression that had stolen over his face had had more to do with how dynamite her breasts looked tonight.  She smiled down at them just as her door opened and he extended his hand for her.  They looked spectacular.  ‘Looking good ladies’, she told them silently, before slipping her hand into his waiting palm and stepping from the vehicle.
 Would it always tingle like this when they touched?  It was unlike anything she’d ever felt with anyone before.  She tried not to let that fact get her all carried away.  No sense putting carts before horses or eggs in baskets or whatever idiom was appropriate.  He was a good-looking guy, an interesting guy, a funny guy, who was taking her out on a date.  No sense jumping the gun (there’s another one!) and ordering monogrammed towels or anything. Sheesh.
But damn if he didn’t look like he wanted to kiss her again right now, as she stood close to him, a repeat of how close he’d stayed when he’d helped her up from her beach blanket that afternoon.  She chuckled at him.  “Save something up for the proverbial ‘good-night’ kiss, Nolan Delaney.”  She teased, her eyes sparkling.
He nodded sagely.  “Thanks for reminding me.”  And he offered his arm again, buttoning the button of his sport coat casually.  Damn he was a sexy piece of man.
She let him take the burden of conversation as they walked up toward the graceful, sprawling restaurant building that attached to the main winery, nestled nicely over cliff with an exquisite drop, and no doubt an equally exquisite view.  He talked about some of the winery’s long history, named a few stats about what kinds of grapes they grew, what kinds of wine they produced. 
“Hey.”  She said, a sudden thought occurring to her.
“What’s up?”  He asked, not the least bit ruffled that she’d very rudely interrupted something he’d been saying about altitude and late-harvests.  “Boring you?”
“No, no, ice wines, got it, no—“  She looked around.  There was valet parking but he’d opted to park rather far away and walk up.  Strange.  And he’d parked off to the side, the view was great, but she hoped he’d put on his emergency brake because it seemed like someone could walk by and look too hard at it and it might topple over the ridge and meet a fiery doom on the rocks below.  “No, you work at The Riverside Bistro.”
They walked quietly for a moment.  “Yes.”  He said.
“The Riv is one of the fanciest places in town—in fact, one might say it’s the main competitor to this place.”
She watched him purse his lips and nod.  “One might.”  He agreed.
“So why are we here?”
“I’m not gunna take you to the place I work—not on the first date.”  He laughed.  “Would you take me to the dentist’s office?”  He’d finally gotten around to asking her what she did for a living during the car ride up.
“You have a great smile, by the way.”  She said, not for the first time.
“Thank you.”
“No, thank you—it’s great to look at.”  She said distractedly.  “So you just wanted to take me somewhere swanky and since you work at one of the two best restaurants, you had to take me to this one by default?”
He made a non-committal sound.  “Well, I used to work here.”  He offered with a funny smile.  “And the wine selection is pretty much unrivaled in the area.”  But he wasn’t telling her everything.
They mounted the wide steps and approached the tall, wide entry doors. 
“You used to work here.”  She restated.  Yeah, he’d said something about that earlier in the afternoon, but she hadn’t given it a second thought at the time.
“Mmmhmm.”  He responded, looking up and ahead of them as they climbed.  “Did my apprenticeship here, worked as a cater-waiter, bartended through college.”  He murmured.
He was smiling at someone.  She followed his gaze to where a large, good-looking black man stood, apparently waiting for them, wearing a wide grin and shaking his head slightly.  Zahra had seen this guy at the lakeshore that afternoon.  He’d been teammates with Nolan.  They’d lost several rounds, but not because of this man.  Nolan had been playing lousy.  This guy hadn’t been half bad.
“What happened?”  She asked sassily.  “You get fired?”
Nolan tucked his chin to his chest and smiled at the ground as they made it to the top.  “Yeah, actually.”  He said humbly.
She stopped and pulled her arm from his to get a better look at him.  It was dark out now, the valley below twinkling with the tiny dots of streetlamps and headlights and porchlights.  The entrance to La Buggia Bella was illuminated in a very warm amber.  He looked like a Hollywood star. “Then why the hell would you want to come here?”  She asked with a half-laugh.  “I got fired from Bombay Grille in the city when I was in college and I still tell people they have roaches and that they use expired milk in everything to this day.”
He laughed.  “Well, this place is the best, whether I got my ass fired or not.”  He said. 
“Plus, he knows the owner.”  Rumbled a deep baritone-almost-bass voice as the tall black man stepped toward them.  Nolan grinned and embraced him heartily.  Then the two men turned their full attention on Zahra.
“Len, this is Zahra Keerthani.”  Nolan said, stepping to her side and placing his hand casually on her mid-back.  Her nipples hardened immediately.  Dammit.  It had been a while since she’d had sex, but not so long that she could expect her body to respond like a horny teenager at the slightest male attention.  She hoped Len’s eyes stayed on her face.  “Zahra, meet the owner of La Buggia Bella vineyard and winery—and my best friend—“  The men smiled.  “Lennox Knight.”
Wow.  Yeah, she’d read about him.  They had a few copies of the month-old magazine with his face on the cover in the waiting room at the office.  He was even better looking in person.  She held her hand out reflexively and he didn’t hesitate to take it and bend over it in a smooth but tame kiss.  “Pleased to meet you Mr. Knight.”  She said.  She’d felt Nolan’s hand press more firmly into her back when Len bent to pay courtly tribute.  Oooh.  He didn’t seem like a jealous type.
“Call me Len.”  The man said smoothly as her straightened.  “It’s an absolute pleasure to meet you Zahra.”  He shifted his eyes to Nolan for a moment and his expression sparked of mischief. 
“Thank you.”  She said breezily.  “Tell me Len, why did you fire Nolan?”
Len threw his head back and laughed richly.  He gestured for them to continue on into the restaurant.  They walked, Nolan gave her a small smile and kept his hand planted on her back, though now it slipped a little lower, a more comfortable location for him—a decidedly more distracting place for her.
“This was years ago—“  Nolan started to explain.
“I was still a bus-boy cater-waiter when all that went down.”  Len reminisced fondly.  “So I’m not privy to why Old Mack gave Delaney the boot.”  He chuckled.  Zahra suspected he knew exactly why.  These two were best friends and had been since at least their college cater-waiter days?  He knew.  “But I can tell you, it’s the stuff of legend, and there are quite a few juicy rumors about it, still to this day.”
As they walked, employees in fine La Buggia Bella uniforms were opening doors and gesturing mute directions, preceding them now with menus and preparing a table for two by a wide expanse of windows overlooking a view that gave Zahra pause.  She glanced around.  This had to be the best table in the place.  She furrowed her brow curiously.  “Drinking on the job?”  She offered teasingly.  She would find out.  She had an inkling that whatever had happened somehow played a key role in making the man who was now deftly guiding her to her chair, shooing the gawky college aged waiter kindly so that he could hold her chair for her.
“He can’t help himself!”  Len laughed.  “Always an open bottle when this guy’s around.”
Nolan slid the seat in beneath her like a pro.  Well.  She supposed he was a pro, wasn’t he?  Nolan Delaney was no amateur in the hospitality department.  “I’d better be careful, don’t want to lose my head over some wino.”  She joked, wishing Len would go away so she could focus on Nolan.
Nolan sat, wearing an expression that communicated a fondness for having his balls busted by her.  She flashed him her dimples and he smiled broadly in return.
“I can take his keys now, if you think this lush’ll make a scene.”  Len offered smilingly. 
Nolan gave him an arched eyebrow.  “You going to be our waiter, wise ass?”  He asked.  He talked to Len the way she did to her brother.
Len chuckled.  “Nah.”  He said, waving a hand dismissively.  “As much as I could use the hefty tip, I’ve got other things to worry about without worrying that I’m turning this lovely lady’s head with my unstoppable game.”
Nolan laughed, but he shot her an almost nervous little glance.  It was subtle, it was barely perceptible, but Zahra caught it and it made her like him more than all his charming confidence could have done in that moment.  She laughed a full throated laugh, winked at him, and then turned her eyes up to Len.  “Well, I saw you both looking at the beach today.”  She said wickedly.  “Was it his turn?  Or did you flip a coin?”
Len looked startled and then laughed approvingly.  “Either way he’s the lucky one who gets to sit here with you tonight.” Nolan’s best friend replied suavely and gave her a very warm, but’ definitely friendly--rather than more-than-friendly—smile.  Then he turned to Nolan.  “Alright Delaney.”  He said, his tone changing to a more ball-busting one.  “I’ve done my part—walked you in, got my staff in a tizzy, got everyone looking; anything else you needed?”
Nolan glanced around the restaurant approvingly.  “Nah, that’ll do Len.  Nice work.”  He busted right back.  “Too short notice for the harp music and red carpet, huhn?”
“Well now you’ve ruined the desert surprise.  Good going.”
Zahra smiled for their back and forth.  The royal treatment they’d received hadn’t escaped her notice.  All eyes in the restaurant, server and patron alike, were turned their way.  Now she watched Len shake Nolan’s hand, saying something about ‘anything you need, just say the word’, and Zahra was sure she caught the flash of something shiny exchanged from his hand to Nolan’s.  Then he was gathering up her hand once again and placing another warm, but passionless, kiss thereupon.  Zahra rewarded his loyalty to his friend with a dazzling smile and a murmured ‘thanks’.
Len nodded goodbye and stepped away, pulling a waiter aside with a litany of low-voiced instructions.
One young waitress approached rather timidly to light a candle on their table.  A rather bored looking young man approached with a pitcher of ice water and wordlessly overturned their glasses and poured without splashing one drop.  Yet another different face followed on his heels with two handsomely bound menus, an attractively done list of specials, and then a veritable book that read ‘Wine List’ in scrolling silver script across the front.
When at last they were left alone for a moment, Zahra finally let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding and laughed gently.  “Well, if I was the kind of girl that could be bought, Nolan Delaney, you’d be getting lucky in the restroom right about now.”
Nolan let out a surprised laugh and his eyes sparkled.  “I understand the coat closet offers more space.” In truth, though, he looked a tad rueful about all the fuss.  The good-looking, shirtless, lousy, beach volleyball player seemed just slightly ill-at-ease with being on this end of the hospitality service.  He looked, to Zahra, as if he might pop out of his seat, throw on an apron and settle in behind the bar or something.
She shook her head, puzzled.  “You’re good looking, good humored, and seem pretty good all around.”  She stated.  He tilted his head in a question.  “You don’t need to woo a girl with all this, is what I’m getting at.”  She explained.
“Oh.”  He said, and scratched lightly at the back of his collar.  “Thanks.”  He responded lamely.  “I don’t usually—“  He trailed off.
She huffed a little puff of air from her nostrils.  “You seem to be doing a lot of things around me that you don’t usually do.”  She noted cannily.
He met her eyes and she wondered if she’d ever get used to the way those stormy blue-gray depths made her heart thunder in her chest.  “You aren’t a usual woman.”  He replied bluntly.
She arched a brow but took it as he’d intended it—as a compliment.  “Well you certainly make me feel like something special.”  She confessed, edging the candid words with a playful spark to cover the vulnerability behind them.
His eyes went soft and he smiled.  They had one of those long, wordless moments of just staring at one another.  If someone had told her she’d one day enjoy just staring like an idiot at a guy on a date, she’d have called them delusional.  But, damn, if she didn’t enjoy just gazing moon-eyed at Nolan Delaney.  His face was so expressive, his eyes so rich and full of a language all their own.
“So, a place like this have a sommelier?” She asked at last, when neither of them had spoken in a minor eternity.  She could feel the waiter Len had assigned them hovering not too far away, waiting on tenterhooks for the right opportunity to ooze over to them.
Nolan blinked, seeming to shake himself just barely, and then smiled a roguish little smile.  “Naturally.” He said with a playful arrogance.  “Full-time.”  He added impressively.
“But it’s not you.”  She said.
“Nope.”
“Why not?”
He opened his mouth and looked very close to speech, but then reconsidered.  He reached for his water, sipped, and then gestured to their menus.  He waited for her to lift hers before taking up his own.  “I got fired from this place, remember?”  He said, his eyes scanning the menu, but, Zahra suspected, not really seeing it.
“When you were a kid—“  She protested.
“Would you go back to work for the Bombay Grille?”  He asked casually.
“Maybe if they offered me a cushy sommelier job and the ownership changed hands to my best friend.”  She said off-hand.
She made a show of poring over the menu but out of the corner of her eye she saw him startle and then grin before setting his menu down.
The waiter took Nolan’s unoccupied posture as an invitation to approach.  He was young and polite and more than a little nervous.  Zahra’s heart warmed at the way Nolan was instantly able to put the kid at ease by making light jokes and being subtly complimentary.  “I used to have your job.”  He told the kid after a couple minutes of chatting with the lad, during which time Zahra watched the kid’s shoulders go from somewhere around his ears to the relaxed, easy posture of a person at a party.  “We’ll try and make it easy on you—and I’ll put in a good word with the boss.”  She responded to the down-to-earth tone he used; another man might have sounded like a condescending, stuffed-shirt prick.
Nolan Delaney sounded like a genuine guy.  Like a bartender.  She sipped her ice water to cool down.  Bartenders did it for her.
When he was comfortable and smiling the young waiter recited, with little flair, the specials for the evening, and mentioned a wine that had just been added.  Zahra watched Nolan for his reaction but he kept his smile polite and controlled.  He had a poker face afterall.  Why was he an open book almost all of the time when he looked at her, but he could throw on a neutral mask of affable charm with other people? 
As he was leaving, the waiter casually tossed-off that he’d send the Sommelier their way.  Nolan opened his mouth to respond, but the water was already gone.  He looked at her and shrugged.
“Oooh.”  She teased.  “Two sommeliers in one day.  When it rains it pours, Zahra.”  She said wonderingly.
He chuckled.
“You worried I might have a thing for sommeliers and maybe I’ll take a shine to this one?  Leave you high and dry?”
He raised his eyebrows, seemed to consider this for a moment and then gave her a devilish grin.  “You’re a sommelier groupie?”  He played.
“Maybe.”  She purred.  “If they all look like you, then sign me up for autographed posters and road trips following behind tour busses.”
He had the best smile.  “They don’t.”  He broke it to her.  “And if you keep complimenting me like that I don’t think I’ll be able to keep my head on my shoulders.”
She shrugged languidly.  Nolan spotted someone approaching and stood with an effortless grace that Zahra found particularly delicious.  He sucked at volleyball, but this man was in-shape, athletic, and yummy from head to toe.  She could imagine easily, because she’d spent all afternoon conjuring it, that he’d be dynamite in bed.  She imagined he’d have great stamina, be able to last and last, and recoup quickly for more. 
Shit.  He was introducing her to someone.
Zahra looked up, a little startled to see a stunningly attractive woman beside them.  What was this?
“Zahra, this is my good friend Simone; Simone, Zahra.”  Nolan spoke warmly.
Zahra was immediately struggling to hold her head above the tidal wave of insecurities that washed over her at the sight of this knock-out.  It threatened to swallow her whole.  She extended her hand to the beauty, hoping that she wasn’t trembling as noticeably as she felt like she was inside (she suddenly felt very much like a giant jell-o sculpture), and she smiled automatically to hide the pang of jealousy, confusion, and disappointment she was experiencing.
This woman was lithe and bronze and looked every inch a Calvin Klein model.  “Zahra.”  The woman spoke with a liquid, smooth, feminine voice that threw Zahra’s own rhaspy speaking voice into sharp contrast.  She found she couldn’t think of a single thing to say, so she kept her tongue frozen and just smiled warmly.
Simone didn’t seem to notice the lack of verbal response, she just kept on as though Zahra were pulling her conversational weight.  “My friend is a lucky man indeed tonight.”  She said coyly.  Great.  She had an accent.  Simone was lithe, bronze, model-esque, and now add to that: exotically European, sophisticated, and undeniably alluring.  She was some kind of poster-child of male fantasy.  Zahra doubted very much that the woman was wearing any undergarments of any kind beneath that slinky black dress.
Simone flashed a devastatingly perfect smile at Nolan, who kissed her cheek before turning to Zahra.  “Simone is the Sommelier here at Bella.”  He said simply.
Oh, spectacular.  Even better. 
Zahra couldn’t wrap her head around it. Was this why he’d wanted to bring her here tonight?  Because surely these two smoking hot sommeliers had had a steamy sommelier romance.  That much was obvious.  Maybe that’s how Nolan had gotten fired!  Maybe these two were sneaking a torrid affair down in the wine cellars and, in the throes of a vigorous, passionate fuck they had knocked over row after row of wine racks, and, in an awful mockery of dominos, bottle after bottle of rare, priceless wine had been smashed to smithereens while they climaxed together gloriously.  Zahra imagined Simone the Sommelier moaning ‘Oooh, la, la!’ as Nolan brought her to an earth-shattering and wine-cellar destroying orgasm.  Viva la France.
“Thanks entirely to Nolan.”  She murmured, all milk and honey.
Nolan smiled humbly and resumed his seat.  “Not at all.”  He said dismissively.  “You earned your place.”  He insisted.
Simone raised an eyebrow.  So did Zahra.
“We studied abroad together.”  Nolan explained to Zahra with a perfectly innocuous smile.
Wonderful.  Zahra immediately pictured the two of them fucking up against the Eiffel tower.  Maybe Simone wore a beret and held a baguette suggestively while they did it.
“So what is this?”  The French vixen hummed sensuously.  “A pop-quiz?”  Her laugh was light and musical.  Zahra wished she was at home on her couch with a pint of the chocolaty-est of chocolate ice creams in her lap and a cheesy movie on the tube.  “Am I being evaluated?”  The lady sommelier was flirting, but Zahra detected a note of sincere concern underneath her words.
Nolan shook his head with a chuckle.  “No, Simone, honestly, I didn’t expect them to send you over, but the waiter is new.”  He glanced at Zahra.  “I’m definitely not here on business this evening.”  Pleasure was the implied flip side.
But Zahra wasn’t in the right headspace to enjoy the compliment.  She was too preoccupied with subtracting the probable difference between her dress size and Simone’s.  She wasn’t comfortable with the resulting numeral.
“Good.”  Simone said, playing up the relief she felt for dramatic effect.  “It is a little intimidating trying to sound knowledgeable to the man who practically wrote the entire wine list here.”
Zahra liked that Nolan had the grace to look embarrassed.  “It’s good to see you, Mona.”  He said affectionately, but quellingly.  “We’ll likely start by the glass, no decisions yet.”  He smiled pleasantly. 
Zahra searched and searched the two for a hint at their sexual history, but she couldn’t be sure of anything.  But surely they must have.  Look at the two of them!  And how many female sommeliers were there in the world?  They probably felt obligated to do it together.  Maybe one day soon they’d be forced to copulate to ensure the survival of the sommelier species.
Simone was buzzing on in that all-too sexy accent of hers, but Zahra was past the point of being able to listen and focus.  Whoa.  She was bone-rattlingly jealous.  She’d never, ever, ever, been jealous like this.  It was ridiculous.  He wasn’t even hers.  They hadn’t even been to bed together!  They’d only met that afternoon!  What the hell was this?
She didn’t like it, whatever it was.  And she didn’t like feeling enormous, and frumpy, and plain.  She wanted to be home in her PJs fantasizing about some cute guy she’d seen at the lake.
Instead she was sitting across from that guy and wondering what in hell he was up to, getting her all dressed up like an elephant at a wedding, and trotting her out for his old girlfriend to look-over.  And Simone had--looked her over, that is--more than once.  Zahra felt ugly and fat and on-edge, where before she’d felt gorgeous and curvy and on top of the world.
The table was silent when Simone melted away.  It was not one of those comfortable, electrically charged silences Zahra had liked so much.
“So.”  He said.  “You going to up and leave me for Simone?”  He asked lightly.
She glowered at him and his smile evaporated.
“I was only kidding—“  He said, his brow coming together sharply, his beautiful mouth in a grim line.
“More like the other way around, isn’t it?”  She challenged, wanting to sound cool and detached but managing only bitter.
Nolan blinked.  “What?”  He asked plainly.
“If you’re trying to make her jealous, I think you should be more discerning in who you pick next time.”  She felt her throat grip up and blinked back a heat in her eyes.  What the fuck was wrong with her?!  This was ridiculous.  “I don’t think she finds me at all threatening.”  Zahra took a breath.  “And maybe just give a girl a heads up next time.  I’d have been only too glad to help you get back at your ex if you’d been upfront about it.”
Nolan ran a hand through his hair.  “Zahra—“  He said, his voice tight.
“Look, I won’t embarrass you in front of your friend Len, and I’ll pretend we’re into eachother for Frenchy, but let’s you and me drop the bullshit ok?”
“There’s nothing between me and Simone—“  Nolan protested, leaning forward, his face earnest and a little desperate.
“I saw her looking me over, sizing me up.”  Zahra said. “And she’s gorgeous.  And she’s the only woman sommelier I’ve ever heard of, and you two make a very handsome couple.”  Shut up shut up shut up, Zahra!  She silently begged herself.  Be cool, bitch.  Nobody likes a jealous harpy.  You sound like an insane person.
To her utter surprise Nolan laughed.  She wanted to slap him.  But he laughed. 
“I’m glad it’s funny to you.”  She said heatedly.  “But the joke’s on you, pal, because as long as I’m here and all dolled up, I’m going to order the most expensive everything I can find on the menu.”
He managed to stifle his merriment, but not his smile.  He cleared his throat, tossed a glance around them, and then said in a low voice: “She wasn’t sizing you up, Zahra, she was checking you out.”
She stared at him.  Yeah.  What was the difference?
“I mean checking you out.”  He repeated.  “Simone’s a lesbian.”  He clarified.
Oh.  Oh. Ohhhh.  Zahra closed her eyes and wanted to just melt into the floor.  “I’m so sorry.”  She said immediately.  And she was.  She was sorry she’d ever agreed to this date.  He was so perfect and she was such a moron.
“Forget it.”  He said gently.
“No, I’m an ass.”  She said miserably, unable to look him in the eye.
“Not at all.”  He soothed quickly.  “I didn’t realize how that would look if you didn’t know Simone and if you didn’t know me.” 
She looked up tentatively. 
“I’m clearly not her type.”  He said with a soft smile.  “But she wouldn’t be my type even if she were so inclined.”
Zahra could feel the heat lingering on her cheeks.  She felt shamefaced and all jumbled up.  “Oh yeah?”  She inquired numbly.  “Gorgeous isn’t your thing?”
He laughed a short laugh and then fixed her with a smoldering stare.  “Oh, no, gorgeous definitely does it for me.”  He said firmly.  “You’re gorgeous Zee.”  He told her.
The spontaneous nickname made her smile despite her abject mortification.
“You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.”  He went on, without a hint of pretense or agenda.  It was humbling and exhilarating and strange, this bald honesty of his.  “And judging by the way she was ogling you, I’d guess Simone feels the same way.”  He grinned brightly.
Zahra laughed deeply; grateful for Nolan Delaney.  “Well.”  She said, reaching for her water.  “Now I have something new to fantasize about in the way of sommelier sex dreams.  My cup runneth over.”
Damn, but she loved that smile.